|Delaware 105.9 Blog: Jared Morris
My name is also Jared
“Hey Jared…..” (they have a huge smile on their face)… if this is going to about the Subway guy… I get it… we have the same public first names. “You download anything I should be worried about, lately?” Hilarious.
I don’t go up to people named David and say “kill any girls and blame it on your neighbor Sam’s dog? Yeah, that’s right.. are you also claiming to be demon possessed…” “Hey Charles, “We’re not in Wonderland anymore Alice,” You seen Sharon Tate lately… lolol.”
There have been plenty of other famous Jareds.. There’s Jared Leto.. There’s the guy in the bible, he lived a total of 962 years, and then he died. There was that kid in Honey, I Shrunk the kids, The dude in the bachelor. Why does one pants dancing yoga mat eating nerd have a monopoly on the name?
Also, before you laugh too hard, remember. This is just a DJ name and my real name is Jason King. Luckily there have been no perverted Jasons in the history of the world.
So, What’s your opinion on the Subway guy? Innocent until proven guilty. I get that. But, what’s your feeling on it? These sandwiches can curb your appetite for fat, but not your appetite for child pornography? TMZ reported back in 2008 that he had a pornography business in college. You’d think they’d vet their spokesman first, but I guess that image of him and those cute pants were too much to pass up. What’s your thoughts?